The act of sealing your fate and selling your soul to one person, and then possibly losing everything you own when you get a divorce. Notice how I didn't say if?
by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
Justine and I usta make like rabbits all the time. Now after marrying her I'm lucky to get laid one or two times a week.
by Amos Bwatt September 16, 2004
1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell
by jethro January 16, 2004
by Brown eye's December 20, 2016
A (legal) pact between two people (usually attracted to each other) to stay together forever in a working, two-way relationship.
by Z1Y2X3 June 1, 2009
What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005
Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.
Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.
Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.
by Bean March 7, 2005