Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

marmite fisherman

1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.

"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"

by toaototoato June 19, 2003

marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.

Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.

by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016

Maremites

A humanoid alien species that came to earth from the planet of Mare -which is located somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. They have adopted the language and culture of the Netherlands. Their technology is more advanced than humans, but considerably less advanced than other equivalent alien races in the universe

I returned one day to find all my cows abducted. I suspect it was Maremites.

The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.

by B.A Buchanan September 22, 2016

marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

marmite pot

the act of using exceptional amounts of toilet tissue in order to clean the nippsy

Barry couldnt get his arsehole clean, some say he had an "arse like a marmite pot"

by john rotten December 10, 2007