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Meno‘s Marker 

Ework discord filled to the brim with monkeys
Guy1:“Did you join Meno‘s Marker yet?“
Guy2:“No don’t you know there‘s a ton of monkeys on there?“
Meno‘s Marker by Anonymous eworker September 11, 2021

Stock market 

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
Stock market by Urbanned September 8, 2015

White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.

Urban Dictionary Stock Market 

A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.
The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!

stock market 

A good way how to waste thousands of dollars if you don't know what you are doing.
stock market by lunar shadows February 9, 2005

Stock Market 

A girl who has the potential to be cute, but is not quite there yet, so one invests and acts nice to her in the hopes that when she is cute they can cash out and bang her
Man 1: That girl over there seems cute but shes a little chubby
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later
Stock Market by PapaWolf March 10, 2013