Big boy with a bari sax. This man will chases you down while carrying a baritone saxophone. Mark is man that carries the band, and will kill you if you say its not a sport. Also an avid lover of rap, who if you don't agree with will just say "whaaaaat".
"dude i told mark that marching band wasn't a sport, and he flipped out"
"yeah bro thats just because he doesn't do any real sports"
"yeah bro thats just because he doesn't do any real sports"
by that guy who's not real May 14, 2019

usaulay one who takes advantage of women also mostly on the short side and never talks about people to there face.
by jim cock suckiskjndhksa11 February 20, 2009

mark: "Man I wouldn't mess with Papa Shango man he used voodoo to make tar ooze out of the Undertaker's hair and Undertaker could whup anyone's ass"
by The badness December 6, 2006

by ewegcm October 27, 2019

An oedipal desire to spend eternity living with the woman who pushed you out of her vag. Normally ends in adolesence but has been know to last well into later in life.
-Hey you need to stop marking dude! Like give your ma's titties a rest.
-Dude, I can't cope on my own!
-Dude, I can't cope on my own!
by LisaMDonnelly October 9, 2008

by eat salty eggs February 6, 2019

an extremely short person who is also bow legged an jack off to everything he looks at including the movie 8 mile
by gereld green March 18, 2008
