mariether escovilla

a Rockerchick who loves listening to rock music. but she's also a great dancer. and an awesome actress. her voice sounded like fefe dobson.

Jesse Mccartney: hey mariether, someones telling me that you have a big crush on me. is that true?
Mariether escovilla: Well, obviously yes because you are so hot!
Jesse Mccartney: oh I'm hot?! would you like to taste something?
Mariether Escovilla: like what?
Jesse Mccartney: My hard strong rockin' dick
Mariether Escovilla: Fuck You! you are so bastos! i don't like ya anymore!

by aaron carter March 5, 2005

mariner of the seas

The most amazing cruise ship for teens. With the best food, people, and everything else. Your not cool unless you go on this ship, you will never ferget the people you will meet.

Mariner of the seas is so fucking awsome

by ME March 31, 2005

Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

See: CU8M, Cat Unit 8, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit
Submersible-based unit to mobilize Cat Unit 8

I've heard salty tales of the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

by tito December 30, 2004

Mariners

The saddest team in MLB history. With ownership devoid of even one baseball savvy mind, goals that do not involve winning, and a fan base that packs the stadium on Ichiro Bobble Head Night, this team is poised to be the first in MLB to lose 100 games while sporting a $100 million dollar payroll.

Devin: Are you taking the family to watch the Mariners tonight? It's Richie Sexson golf club night ya know.

Todd: Along with my family I'm taking some clients also. Should be a great function tonight, I can't wait to get some Rally Fries!

by Mr. Squanky October 3, 2008

mariner high school

First of all everyone here is UGLY there’s no cute guys at all they all act like lil fuck boys that pretend they hard as shit …Plsss make it make sense 😳 then there’s the preppy kids , yee yee kids that party at the pan and get shit faced , and just weirdos that be into furries and jrotc school shooter kids …. Skinny whores, emo bitches, and hot Cheetos girls that swarm the fuckin bathrooms and fein for a nicotine buzz every single period usually they let about 5 heads hit one vape and if you’re lucky u might be able to go pee in our ratchet ass bath rooms …. There is so much fake drama at this school n we usually have fights here at 7 in the morning yeah annoying bitches here really talk shit as soon as they get to school but they’re not really exciting most of the time they get broken up in 5 seconds due to out trashy administrators especially Gettyyyyy Omfg the teachers here are racists, pervs, and occasionally do coke at home this is an amazing school to be :) Go tritons !!!!

Why did you pick mariner high school ?

Cuh it wa in my hood rep Cape Coral cuhhhhh from the 239 my boys pressure!!!

by Shhtrustme September 2, 2021

ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

I clapped with delight when my boyfriend surprised me with an Ancient Mariner.

by Zabs September 17, 2008

mariners

hot guys that are the coolest ever

MARINERS are the shitttt

by koala loaf August 18, 2003