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Testicle Marionette 

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
Testicle Marionette by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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A girl adored by many. Many want to be her or just near her. She is talented in many areas, but mostly in the area of love. Some may call her a flirt but she cannot help the hearts that get crushed along her path.
That girl is such Marilee with her sweet smile and spoiled nature.
Marilee by TexasRulz February 5, 2010

Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Marietta is a unique individual (with a name like she has to be). She's loyal, friendly, VERY charming and lovable. She is pretty but doesn't know it. She loves to laugh and once you've hung out with her she owns you.
Was she fun?

Yea, she was Marietta all the way!
marietta by Nuttsy February 3, 2010
Marietta, Georgia, the largest Marietta in the United States. With a population of around 60,000 people, Marietta is one of Atlanta's largest suburbs. One distinct monument in this area is the Big Chicken, used often by ordinary people as well as traffic reporters as a reference point. Marietta is also home to Alton Brown, host of the TV show Good Eats, not to mention the infamous rap group the BDB Highrollers (look up "highrollers" on myspace).
"Welcome to Marietta where the pussy is so betta" - BDB Highrollers.
marietta by fartgeyser April 29, 2006

marinettesupremacy

a amazing and wonderful person who deserves the world πŸ’•
marinettesupremacy is a cool person

marinettesonlygf 

she burps 24/7. she is pretty and kind. and her hands are smexy af πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜«
marinettesonlygf? yea she is marrymeladynoirs sister figure πŸ™„πŸ’