Marf

the name for a person who has the connective tissue dissorder marfan syndrome.

I miss my marfs from the conference

by marfgirl December 05, 2009

Marf

When you're stroking it and your mom walks in

1. General Spacebat: Marf
1. General Flamereaperz: Marf!
1. General Emtee: Marf :(
1. General Octah: you all got caught marfing at the same tiem?

by Aman'thul June 28, 2009

Marf

The sound a puppy or prepubescent dog makes when it barks.

MARF! MARF! *pant pant pant* MARF!

by TheRealMarfles July 14, 2009

Marf

Term for a scarf around the neck of a man. Typically implies homosexuality.
*Plural form: marves.

Dude, check out this guy's rad marf.

by JuBabee February 09, 2011

Marf

A word to use when you're too tired in the morning to come up with coherent replies in conversation. Can also be written as "marfy."

Friend: How are you doing this morning?
You: Marf.
Friend: I know how that is.

by Werns January 11, 2019

Marf

Marf-the act of vomiting, but closing your mouth and catching it in your mouth and swallowing it before any vomit escapes.

The smell of that dog poop was so bad, it made me marf.

by Blanchdan75 September 30, 2018

Marf

1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.

2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.

3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)

1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.

2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.

You:What?

Wierd Guy: *random shit*

You: MARF.

Wierd Guy: What?

You: I said MARF.

Wierd Guy: Ok then.

You: Yup.

Wierd Guy: *Walks away*

You: *smile in triumph*

3. Person #1: Meow

Person #2: Arf

You: MARF

Both #1-2: What

You: *explain what MARF is*

Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*

by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah November 23, 2009