mancoon

A mancoon is a wild beast, one half fat man and one half racoon. The mancoon live in the woods and only come out during night, usually during bon fires. If you see their glowing eyes in the woods make yourself apperant by making loud noise to scare the creature away. If in close quarters with one or a group hide all pizza and babes, offer the coon a beer in hopes it will pass by. They often attempt to steal pizza, beers, and babes. During mating season they often pass gas to get the best racoon or man nearby. However if their attempt to mate fails because the stench be so gnarly they often blame the neatest passerby.

Although common in North America, the wild mancoon became extinct in Mexico and the U.S. by the 17th century, but wild breeding populations have recently returned in some areas, particularly Michigan, following escapes from camp sites.

In Greek mythology mancoon's are particularly well known. Believed to be decendents from the Greek wanna-be God known as scum-seros the first living man known to have intercourse with a racoon.

When in a group they are refered to as a convention... ya know like a gay one... mancoons are also gay... seros is gay...

Hey bro that mancoon is about to steal our za.

Put a lid on the garbage can other wise the mancoon's will cause a rukus

"hey, get that mancoon, he stole our beeeer"

"hey did u fart" "no it must have been that mancoon..."

hey doesnt that mancoon know thats not a babe hes trying to fuck it's just our friend seros..

by BOBelectric eel March 6, 2008

Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

by pete Thay January 11, 2008

martooni

A martini with an extremely generous amount of gin (or vodka) and practically nothing else.

A good martooni packs a wallop.

by Rob_H2734 May 24, 2017

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

maroon

1. A color between red and brown
2. A stupid person; a fool

1. She's wearing maroon pants
2. "What a maroon." -- Bugs Bunny

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003

maroon

A malapropism and favorite expression of Bugs Bunny, after outwitting Elmer Fudd. Usually uttered by Bugs this while walking away and wiping his hands in satisfaction. The joke of course is that Bugs mispronounces "moron."

Bugs: "What a maroon."

by justbrowzing April 20, 2006

maroon

A term used for runaway African slaves in the West Indies now known as the Caribbean.

At one time the teams at Missisippi State University were called the Maroons. Now they are now known as the Bulldogs.

by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009