Mapleboo

Someone with a Non-Canadian ethnicity obsessed with Canadian culture.

Oh my god, Kenny is such a Mapleboo, he watches Canadian ice hockey and drinks maple syrup, like, all the time.

by NikolaDragunov June 2, 2018

Maple Syrup Ride

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.

David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.

by Dungeonsiege May 20, 2019

maple fever

When someone has clear sexual preference for someone from Canada

"You've got the maple fever, huh buddy"

by scratchpiece November 8, 2015

Big Ol' Maples

A slang term for large breasts. Commonly used when referring to a female from Canada.

Justin : "Hey Krystin, let's seem them boobies!"
Krystin : "You mean my big ol' maples?"

by Justin Bizzle February 9, 2009

Maple yttd

A literal goddess that deserves the world and deserves love from everyone who is NOT Midori or as I like to call him crunchy, musty, crusty, dusty, lettuce hair.

Who is Maple yttd?
An amazing character from the hit game your turn to die

by Naoegokoroswife July 9, 2021

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Maple Vision (sight)

Playing Maple Story to the extent of which, when you get off, everything becomes Maple-Like. Rooms can become icy ledges or ledgy forests. In the process, everything you say can also be related to Maple. Pets can become snails, or shrooms, and most things become 2-D.

After extended Maple exposure, tiredness, unintended urination, starvation, and dehydration can occur.

dude, after alex hit lvl. 100, he got off and came screaming at me with a chair leg yelling "MESO EXPLOSION"
i guess Maple Vision (sight) set in.

by paks June 13, 2008