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mauroni

a well dressed bald man who is supremely talented in tickling the ivories, collecting post-it notes, and saying 'good then.'
a really fly individual.
Man, that guy is such a Mauroni! Can we be best friends?
by ljeanginger February 19, 2009
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Mauroni

N. The world's most BA chorus teacher. Has the piano skills of Billy Joel and the flowing tresses of Vin Diesel. Always looks like whatever he is seeing is slightly bizarre and has a tie to go with every shirt.

V. To completely beast something; to do an amazing job.

Adj. Exceptionally fantastic
Ex. 1- (Kid 1) Who do you think would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Mr. Mauroni?
(Kid 2) Really? Did you even have to ask that? Mauroni would just have to look at Chuck Norris like he was crazy and Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to handle it.

Ex. 2- (Kid 1) How do you think you did on your solo?
(Kid 2) I think I Mauroni'd it. The crowd went wild. I had to do two encores.

Ex. 3- (Kid 1) Check out my new kicks.
(Kid 2) Wow. They're so Mauroni!
by Frank Loesser March 5, 2009
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A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.
Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.
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Mouros

-Also arabs. It was the name given by the portuguese to the muslim jihad warriors that had the possession of now portuguese territories such as Algarve. They also frequently attacked their merchant ships that sailed to India.
-Now used to refer the people that live in south of Portugal. Mostly used by the north people, which are also called tripeiros.
Mouro ship spotted! Ready up the cannons!

Tripeiro:Damn mouros think they are always right and better than us! Our accent is much cooler than theirs.
by Pedrovsk June 26, 2005
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fake maguro

"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."
She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.
by owan January 23, 2008
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Mauro

Mauro is a beautiful boy, really good looking. But Mauro il like a Scimpanzé and is Orco (Shrek)'s son. So, Mauro, is used as adjective in Itlay!
Boy: Hey, look at that monkey!
Father: It's a Mauro
by Sessoanale November 26, 2021
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Mauro gif

When someone posts a pointless and unrelated gif in a group chat. Everyone thinks the gif is stupid except for the person that posted it.
Mike: "Look Mauro posted another trash gif".

Bob: "Yeah he always does it, it's a Mauro gif aka a trash/pointless/unrelated gif".
by thisisanameichosetouse June 12, 2018
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