Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.
by Alaric Meade August 30, 2005
Get the cracker mansion mug.Haunted Mansion is a classic Disney attraction since 1969. The Haunted Mansion was first planned to be a walk through style and one of the earlier concepts was it to be "The Museum of the Weird." Then after the 1964 Worlds Fair Disney and WED rethought the idea of the attraction to be a "ride".The ride system that they were planning and used was called the omni-mover then later renamed to "Doom Buggy." After Walt's death the attraction progress slowed down extremely and that is when a lot of the urban legends began to start. Ever since the opening day of the ride the ride itself didn't really change much beside for minor fixes and changed to the storyline. Also a major change to the ride in 2001 was the holiday overlay of Haunted Mansion Holiday.
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A mansion is a generaly a big house. People like Hugh Hefner can afford to have and live in a mansion.
by Alex Panzer July 26, 2005
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Get the Peter King Mansion mug."a place where thugs get in free and you got to be a G" A place for a thug. Adoment to heaven but for the reformed thugs that did what they had to do but for a perpose. Publicized by Tupac Shakure
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Term popularised by the IRL streamer "Hampton Brandon" as that was what he was known for on the streets.
Term popularised by the IRL streamer "Hampton Brandon" as that was what he was known for on the streets.
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Get the scamming out of the mansions mug.Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.
Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.
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