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Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.
As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.
by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012
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fire breathing manatee

when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.
Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.
by Professor Pussyfart November 26, 2010
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Horny Manatee

A website accidentally created by Conan O'Brian that shows fake manatee porn with a person in a manatee mascot outfit, types of "porn" include, Man on Mantee, ManaTeen, Shaved Manatee, Web Cam Manatee and others the website has over 20 million hits in less than 1 month and will B around for at least 10 years
lets watch the web cam horny manatee and hornymanatee.com
by King-David Granderson February 7, 2007
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manatee mailbox

Large sculpture of a Manatee, also know as the sea cow, holding a mailbox. A local ornament to the Florida Keys.
Dude let's do a shot everytime we see "manatee mailbox" in Key West.
by hotpocket81 June 9, 2009
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Manatee Flipping

Verb- refers to the act of taking MDMA (ecstasy) and a strong narcotic (such as Oxycontin) simultaneously, producing a gentle, very carefree state of mind, not unlike a manatee drifting about the Florida Keys (before getting crushed by a speedboat full of bitches).
Carlos: "Hullo Xavier. Have you seen Pascual? He seems to be very slow."

Xavier: "Indeed. He's manatee flipping really hard."

Carlos: "We should engage in that soon."
by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009
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Baby Brown Manatee

Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.
Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"
by Ayoe March 19, 2009
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Manistee

Manistee, or locally known as "The Stee", is a small town in Northwestern Michigan, situated on the shores of Lake Michigan. The town itself mostly thrives on tourism and the casino.
"I'm from the Stee bitch!!!"

"Manistee sucks, all the town is good for is the casino and drug dealers!!!"
by Mrs. Electrolyte July 6, 2008
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