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artificial manipulence

Well Well Well, Artificial Manipulence…. What can I really say? The clear definition is that when two contrivances come together to make one, the one being artificially created systems within our atmosphere. Artificial Manipulence is concerned with everything both living and dead. The true meaning yet to be disclosed will be given one day in the future.

CEO of Artificial Manipulence - IMYS
yo I really feel like artificial manipulence is taking its toll on me. “Sigh”.

yo my g you got some artificial manipulence for me?
Dear sir, may I please have a cup of artificial manipulence and biscuits.

Artificial Manipulence = Anything & Everything
by imys July 11, 2021
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Guitarist's Manicure

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.
my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.
by psychosumaddict April 14, 2011
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Minnesota Manicure

After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
by OilyStarfish June 3, 2015
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Maine Manicure

Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Man-o-Manischewitz

Words of exclamation. Instead of saying the redundant, Man-o-Man. When someone says or does something incredible/ incredulous one replies with Man-o-Manischewitz!!
Instead of saying Man-o-nan! I like bacon on my bagel. Man-o-Manischewitz!!
The best band ever is Hanson. Man-o-Manischewitz!!
by GonzoJhawk April 22, 2023
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lesbian manicure

biting your fingernails down to the quick.
i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would pass a lesbian test.
i gave myself a lesbian manicure today in anatomy.

on the bright side, i don't have to worry about maintaining long fingernails...but the all the bitchy girls that sit next to me think i'm gay.
by tangerine kicks daisies November 20, 2009
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Manscuse

Lame reason men give for not doing the most basic of things.
His Manscuse for not getting a table was, "I didn't know what name the reservation was under, or how many, so I decided to just wait for you."
by Frances Goodman August 11, 2007
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