mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

Mangle

Referring to a deviant sexual act involving three men forming a makeshift triangle while giving one another fellatio

Man, Dave pre-drank before he came over last night and before I knew it he, Bryce and I made a mangle.

You think bro-rape is bad, my buddy got mangled last weekend.

by SweetSmoothDave June 25, 2008

mangled

Mangled - an over excessive sex episode.

Yo...last night I stratight mangled the broad. juices was everywhere

by Fly May 12, 2004

mangled

to become soo drunk you piss your own pants, and hook up with your best mates mum

guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.

by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch October 1, 2008

mangle

N.

Slang for the female reproductive organ. Also see "Cunt", "Twat", or "Fanny".

"Alright, did you handle her mangle last night?"

"Nah she was on the blob"

by rossuk May 3, 2005

mangle

1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.

2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.

1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"

2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

Mangle

MAN-ANGLE, determines the masculinity of a man from the angle that has created from the legs in a sitting position

if three people are sitting in the back seat of a car, the most masculine person would be that who posses the greatest mangle.

by easyeddie2 October 10, 2011