ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.

Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."

by yeah April 13, 2003

Masdebating

The act of getting sexually aroused from participating in and/or watching debate. This can be any debate, whether political, religious, or who should be the designated driver after everyone gets shitfaced on vodka.

Ricky: Why the fuck does Tom always whip his dick out and start fapping away whenever a presidential debate is on?

Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.

Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.

by FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD October 5, 2013

masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.

Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .

by mambassenpai November 12, 2014

Maddenbating

Adj: In the act of, spending countless hours and countless days playing any of the EA Sports Madden NFL games. Preferably before online play back in the good ol' days.

Frank: las vegas vipers
Frank: boom, thats nice
Frank: that was always my madden
Bert: mine was something like the portsmouth or newport sharks
Bert: with that shark logo
Frank: rhode island rampage too
Frank: with the rhino logo red and black
Frank: bad ass
Bert: haha right back before online, the complexity of the game was making your own stuff
Frank: yeah i had a f****** ball with that
Frank: just entertainin myself
Frank: maddenbating
Bert: that is the best ever

by Berthalamu February 16, 2009

malderating

To get it in. To be focused and driven.

Watch David, he malderating right now.

by smirky devil November 3, 2020

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016