Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.

Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!

by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

manclean

Attempting in vain to remove dirt. You just put the breadcrumbs under the carpet, leaving it all as dirty as before.

Example 1

Karl: Dude, I'm sorry, cannot go out tonite, my mom wants me to clean up my room.

Bob: So what? Just manclean it.

Karl: Nice idea bro! I'll be out in five minutes!

Example 2

Single men have no idea of what real cleaning is. They just manclean.

by Big Ruler August 5, 2012

cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.

"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."

by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

Manblanket

A blanket of human male, useful for it's warming properties at night in the dead of winter.

I was so cold last night I couldn't sleep, my manblanket was out of town on a conference.

by Fuffilina July 6, 2010

Manable

Verb. To enable manly behavior in your male friends, particularly by luring them away from more feminine pursuits or their wife.

Frank manabled Joe's cigar smoking, much to Joe's wife's chagrin.

by boobookitteh November 29, 2010

Manbeerpig

all one can say the morning after a party where he/she drank lots of beer and ate lots pig. Meaning "Man, I drank a lot of beer and ate a lot of pig"

George W.: "Hey Al, how was the party last night?"
Al Gore: "Ugh...Manbeerpig."

by thegoodtouch June 14, 2011