Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Moses Malone

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

malone brown

don't ask who malone brown is.

Bob: hey do you know malone brown?
Frank: no, who is malone brown?
Bob: malone brown dick in your mouth
Frank: Fuck you

by sussy fortnite balls May 21, 2021

post-maloned

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017

MULVONE

A MULVONE IS A FAT LOUD MOUTH PERSON..(USUALLY ITALIAN OR GREEK)WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING AND NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP..USUALLY SEEN IN A CADILLAC OR AN OLD HIGH MILEAGED BMW..

LOOK AT THAT MULVONE RUNNING HIS MOUTH TO THAT WAITRESS..I HOPE SHE PISSES IN HIS FOOD..

by ONTHEPIN June 24, 2008

eric maloney

Hairy and in the way

"God, get out the way Eric Maloney"

by MyOldHandle June 8, 2014

post malone

Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.

Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!

by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017