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mactard

An Apple computer user who takes any opportunity to advertise to the world they are 'better' than everyone else because they use a mac, even if this statement has nothing to do with the current conversation.
User 1> Does anyone know why my P4 is having heat issues when I use (program)?
Mactard> HaHa Use a mac!! My mac is better than you're PC anyday! I am so cool because i have an iPod!
User 1> Anyone else? Anyone who isn't a mactard?
by DJ Bitterbarn July 18, 2005
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Mactard

Mac users who think they are better than people who use PCs, and think they know everything about Macs, but in reality don't know much about anything and just like feeling superior to others.
Windows User in Mac Lab: "Dude, this is so annoying, every time I touch the sides of the mouse it keeps spreading all of my windows out."

Mac User: "Oh, here you can turn that off in System Preferences. Let me show you."

Mactard: "HAHA! The PC has made you dumb. Expose is the best thing to grace this planet, you just don't know how to use it cause you're dumb!"

Windows User and Mac User: "STFU ALREADY DUDE."
by Aune February 20, 2009
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Malaria

Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020
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Malhar

Malhar® is KANE's annual Arts & Talents Competition event. This is where all the amazing talents in and around New England join under one roof to unleash their talents in a wide range of skills. This is a public event open to anyone who is greater than 5 year old. Malhar is celebrated during the month of March or April. Malhar is an old raga in Indian classical music, which is very powerful when sung. Legends say it can induce rainfall, lit up lamps. At KANE, it is our expectation that, the performances will enrich life, endear one to their inner self, enliven one's spirit, refresh the soul, exercises the body and mind by helping one unleash their potential. It is a feeling, that is why we call it Malhar. A person who perform at KANE Malhar is known as Malhari
Did you Malhar? ( Did you perform at Malhar)
He/She is a Malhari( He/She is performing at Malhar)
by KANEUSA September 3, 2016
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Matariki

Basically god of everything, this represents the person, not the holiday. Matariki is god
Person 1: Our true god Matariki has risen.

Person 2: Yes, he is amazing
by Global Toast November 3, 2020
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malarki

A load of bullshit.
OR
Used in context of OMM - Oh my Malarki!
Michael Herron, whoever told you that is wrong. That's a load of malarki!
OR
OMM! He just stole that car!
by lolpwnzorloler December 28, 2007
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Mailtard

Person who holds views typical of the Daily Mail and/or its readers.

Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.
"I'm worried about Henry, he keeps on criticising the NHS and mouthing off about Islam."

"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."
by Pseudonym_31 September 2, 2012
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