Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

A prime example of Maidenless man is Mr MCCARROLL

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by donquavious higglebottom March 23, 2022

Maidenless

The act of having no females, popularized by an npc in the game Elden Rings.

Person 1: "I got 99 problems but a maiden ain't one"
Person 2: "Your maidenless, doing maidenless task gtfo".

by Thatphilosophygamer March 19, 2022

maidenless

also known as jake,

holy fuck it's maidenless!! with the bot lane kill

by meme4567e36 March 8, 2022

Maidenless

Quantum TV

Thou shalt not be maidenless

by MaidenlessOne April 30, 2022

Maidenless

Ryan Down

“You seen that guy Ryan Down”
“Yeah he maidenless”

by Avocado 6942069 March 19, 2022

Maidenless

The act of having no female interactions outside of fictional characters.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm going to propose to the girl of my dreams
Guy 2: What girl? You only ever stay in your room
Guy 1: Nah man, I'm going to propose to Ranni
Guy 2: Oh, I should have known. You fool don't you realise that Ranni is a fictional character. You will still be maidenless

by BitsAndB0Bs October 20, 2023

Maidenless

The lack of a romantic partner, this term is also used to point out individuals who have lost themselves in their sexual frustration, and as such, can no longer think in a rational way.

Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

But I’m afraid you’re plumb out of luck.

You are maidenless. A bit player, fully divorced from the strength of runes.

Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere.

by Leaucard July 9, 2022