Maidenless

The lack of a romantic partner, this term is also used to point out individuals who have lost themselves in their sexual frustration, and as such, can no longer think in a rational way.
Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

But I’m afraid you’re plumb out of luck.

You are maidenless. A bit player, fully divorced from the strength of runes.

Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere.
by Leaucard July 09, 2022
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You seen that guy Ryan Down”
“Yeah he maidenless
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holy fuck it's maidenless!! with the bot lane kill
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Anybody who has played a single souls game, warthunder, cup head, getting over it, osu, LOL, overwatch, FNF, warzone, cold war, tarkov, dahood players, and Undertale series. Being maidenless is the equivalent to having "No Bitches".
"Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

Without guidance, without the strength of runes, and without an invitation to the Roundtable Hold...

You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity."
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The act of having no female interactions outside of fictional characters.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm going to propose to the girl of my dreams
Guy 2: What girl? You only ever stay in your room
Guy 1: Nah man, I'm going to propose to Ranni
Guy 2: Oh, I should have known. You fool don't you realise that Ranni is a fictional character. You will still be maidenless
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The act of having no females, popularized by an npc in the game Elden Rings.
Person 1: "I got 99 problems but a maiden ain't one"
Person 2: "Your maidenless, doing maidenless task gtfo".
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