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matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility
Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!
by meganoshua June 8, 2011
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megression

Someone named Megan that is feeling sad.
Megan: "I low-key feel sad."
Guy: "Damn, do you have megression?"
by myondouesp May 1, 2023
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matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.
My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.
by JJhung October 18, 2009
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Matress

Something my brother soils each and every night.
by B-Drac November 6, 2003
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Punk Matress

A punk rock girl who gets wasted or high all the time and lets anyone or anybody fuck her
shes a punk matress i passed out next to her and when i woke up i fucked her
by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009
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matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage
she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress
by constipated-dildos October 8, 2009
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Matress Elbow

When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress
Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston
by moistys April 9, 2022
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