Bernie Madoff

Cum in a girls eyes so that they are completely blind and throw her face-down on the floor. Quickly get dressed and then take her money as you leave. As you run out the door, yell "Gotcha bitch!".

"Alright boys im buying tonight. I Bernie Madoff-ed some bitch last night so I have an extra $200 laying around."

by Word 1981 September 3, 2009

madoffed

to be scammed (think madoff)

Have your parents been madoffed?

by lol omg January 8, 2009

Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011

Madwolf

Madness at it’s best, deadly yet loving but most of all dangerous like a wolf tamed by man

Madwolf is madness at its best and worst

by Mad wolf May 14, 2018

Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.

Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

Madoff

An American Hero who should be appointed in place of Bernake for his patriotism and management talents.

Your brothers feats of heroism in Iraq are Madoff

by .....................123 September 2, 2009

madolin

A girl who's is as beautiful as is smart and funny. Shy yet wants attention. Would make a great companion/partner. A great friend. Good lovers and great kissers.

Madolin is so beautiful.

by May_May14 July 4, 2017