phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

mackson

By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.

No! Not the mackson!

by Eleventyone April 19, 2005

Makinsons Disease

Infection of the eyes and ankles and shrinkage of grey matter.

Did you hear about Tom? The doctors diagnosed him with Makinsons Disease and he has only 6 months to live.

by Robman1983 June 18, 2009

phil mickelson

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

by J.F. May 20, 2004

Mackensi

She is a total bitch when you first meet her. She has a dark ass sense of humor and will fuck your shit up if you need with her family or friends. She is usually short add but can give blue balls to any guy with her sexiness. She is very pretty, funny, and over all a chill ass person

Bro 1:Woah is that mackensi?
Bro : hell yeah it is, ain't she awesome. I would smashhh

by Kahsk May 1, 2019

Layla Mickelson

A interesting name for a tall person a layla is a great runner and a good skier so watch out for your layla

Layla Mickelson is the best runner and skier I know!

by Accurate boiiiiiiiii October 29, 2019

nathan mackinnon

The superior player than that bitch Mcdavid who can't even beat an old man in the playoffs

Nathan Mackinnon is much better than mcdavid

by Thomas Walden September 14, 2020