Ian MacKaye

An overrated musician responsible for some of the most terrible aflictions to ever scar the face of music.

First of all MacKaye was a member of hardcore band Minor Threat, a movement which ruined punk rock, not just by attracting a retarded new meathead audience, but also brough a really bad metal drum beat. MacKaye was responsible for starting the straight edge strain of mental illness, where a loser is too poor to buy drinks and too ugly to get laid, but claims they're "straight" edge as an excuse.

After leaving Minor Threat, MacKaye invented emo, dispite this nobody stopped him. All manner of faggots from those wigger dweebs the Beastie Boys to those unfunny retards NOFX to a whole manner of pretentious indie virgins look up to MacKaye as if he is some kind of great. Unfortunetly, as you can see from the rating on the other defintion, he has brainwashed his fans well.

Hey theres that Ian MacKaye guy, isn't he the guy who said drinking beer and fucking girls is wrong?
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Kieran Mackaye Howard

The hottest hotty bad boy, gets all the girls.
Kieran Mackaye Howard has 36 different girlfriends, a girlfriend army per se.
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Kerr Mackay

that Kerr Mackay smells funny lol
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Dave Mackaying

Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.
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Jeremy mackay

One of the most amazing guy's to ever walk on this planet...
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Mackay Dance

It involves scratching the fuck out of your head like you have fleas, also flicking your wrist while doing so to look fresh as fuck.
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Marley mackay

Marley mackay is a weak son of a bitch from Scotland and he looks like he's from Minecraft with that big head of his.
Person 1: do you know marley mackay?

Person 2: yeah I know him his head is square as fuck.
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