An overrated musician responsible for some of the most terrible aflictions to ever scar the face of music.
First of all MacKaye was a member of hardcore band Minor Threat, a movement which ruined punk rock, not just by attracting a retarded new meathead audience, but also brough a really bad metal drum beat. MacKaye was responsible for starting the straight edge strain of mental illness, where a loser is too poor to buy drinks and too ugly to get laid, but claims they're "straight" edge as an excuse.
After leaving Minor Threat, MacKaye invented emo, dispite this nobody stopped him. All manner of faggots from those wigger dweebs the Beastie Boys to those unfunny retards NOFX to a whole manner of pretentious indie virgins look up to MacKaye as if he is some kind of great. Unfortunetly, as you can see from the rating on the other defintion, he has brainwashed his fans well.
First of all MacKaye was a member of hardcore band Minor Threat, a movement which ruined punk rock, not just by attracting a retarded new meathead audience, but also brough a really bad metal drum beat. MacKaye was responsible for starting the straight edge strain of mental illness, where a loser is too poor to buy drinks and too ugly to get laid, but claims they're "straight" edge as an excuse.
After leaving Minor Threat, MacKaye invented emo, dispite this nobody stopped him. All manner of faggots from those wigger dweebs the Beastie Boys to those unfunny retards NOFX to a whole manner of pretentious indie virgins look up to MacKaye as if he is some kind of great. Unfortunetly, as you can see from the rating on the other defintion, he has brainwashed his fans well.
Hey theres that Ian MacKaye guy, isn't he the guy who said drinking beer and fucking girls is wrong?
by Chintos January 29, 2008

by mustardman11 January 23, 2023

Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.
Example 1.) There was quite a few of us dave mackaying round Lisa's last weekend.
Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?
Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?
by Leftits March 7, 2021

A young beautiful funny creatful girl with blonde hair blues eyes. All the boys fall for her and fight over her
by Martha Murray December 13, 2016

It involves scratching the fuck out of your head like you have fleas, also flicking your wrist while doing so to look fresh as fuck.
by Mr O'Conner February 21, 2018

Marley mackay is a weak son of a bitch from Scotland and he looks like he's from Minecraft with that big head of his.
by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019
