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macbooking

the action of being screwed.
Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.
by Russom April 17, 2017
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MacBook 7

A MacBook Pro that has been formatted to run Windows 7 natively (no bootcamp OS X dual boot). Ideal for business use as all of the needed software functionality is maintained, while showcasing the superior ascetics and hardware capability of the MacBook Pro.
After spending countless hours working around software compatibility and having to run Windows in a VM, I formatted my MacBook Pro turning it into a MacBook 7.
by That_Windoze_Guy December 4, 2009
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macbook air

Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.

The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
by Kent14 January 19, 2008
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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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MacBroke Pro

The name given to the MacBook Pro by those who can't afford the extremely high price point or those who are just Apple haters.
Luke: Hey man did you see that Apple just came out with their new MacBook Pros?!

Me: Ya, you mean the MacBroke Pro. I'm never gunna sell out and buy one of those. PC 4 Lyfe!
by The Real Millz November 19, 2010
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Dermatitis MacBookensis

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.
When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."
by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007
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macbook

A Worthless 1000 Dollar Piece Of Shit That Can Store 8 Giga's
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
Friend: I Got A Macbook For My Birthday
Me: Damn, Unlucky Good Luck Next Year
by Ahdiwnsn December 5, 2016
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