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microwave mentality

Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.
Someone's mom: "You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores done."

Someone's dad: "Yeah it's his microwave mentality. He gets it from you."
by ShadowInTheNight February 3, 2010
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mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.
After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.
by cb radio November 7, 2005
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stripper mentality

a mindset which tends to despoil the moral integrity of women who engage in ass-shaking on a professional basis for an extended period.

Over time, exposure to the shake joint environment has a tendency to exacerbate latent neuroses in females, particularly those which negatively affect their interpersonal relationships with males. Primary indicators of stripper mentality include emotional disassociation, narcissism and drug addiction.

As the stripper mentality takes hold of their personalities, these women come to view men as mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, and straight up sucker motherfuckers of whom they might take advantage. The pleasure they derive from sexual relations is often diminished, as the female instead comes to view sex - or more often, the promise of sex - as a means to an end, with the ends most commonly being acquisition of currency, material goods, illicit psychoactive substances, or some combination thereof.
My girlfriend just started stripping and she's making great money, but I'm worried that she might eventually fall prey to the stripper mentality. I've already closed our joint bank account just to be safe.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 14, 2012
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morality hangover

The sickening feeling you get when you wake up after a party or otherwize crazy night. You feel okay until you suddenly remember what you did the night before. Except bedrest and pepto bismol wont fix this one. Questionable hookups, an unknown venue, random writing on your body, unexplained costumes, and a real hangover often accompany this. Most often your first words of the morning are "what the hell did I do last night?"
Hey that party was awesome last night! You hooked up with so many people! You were crazy.
-Tell me about. This morning I had the worst morality hangover when I woke up handcuffed to my dining room table wearing some other guys's boxers.
by Kristina R September 18, 2008
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hustler mentality

to be able to to use their brains to make it in this world.

They outsmart the smart, cunning, and has streetsmarts. They know how to get money and is skilled at doing it to. Also they can be so sly that they can sell you stuff you don't need.
Allison uses her hustler mentality every day to get what she wants on the streets.
by yes.i.ammmm July 24, 2010
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Demon mentality

the characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking In witch nothing but you’re goal matters anything that conflicts with this is devoured
I’ve got a demon mentality that’s why I won’t stop
by Kevin rectron April 19, 2019
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Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.
This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.
by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009
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