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malwande 

A Malwande is usually a girl who is shy, but crazy and hilarious once you get to know them. Although they have a low self-esteem they are beautiful and hot they just don't notice it because they are always comparing themselves to society. They are always taking all the negative things society has to say about them to heart and never notice the positive things. Most of them are thick and curvy with big booty's. They take time to open up and when they do it means she really trusts you and is willing to keep you in her life, most of the time they aren't clingy people but once they do become attached they never let go. they can keep conversation's going for long periods of time if they are comfortable around you, you'll never have a dull moment around her. Although they can be rude and mean it is only because you are returning that same energy or they feel you are trying to use them , otherwise they are really nice and kind people. So if you meet one she's a keeper
I don't understand why she is insecure when she is so beautiful

Yeah, i know right she such a Malwande
malwande by lilpattyrod July 16, 2020
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Mailman fucker 

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.
Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009
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Dirty Maldanado 

Rubbing your sweaty gooch on the face of a guy during Gay sex.
Raymond Maldanado gave his signature "Dirty Maldanado" To a Male Striper.
Dirty Maldanado by Suhav j October 17, 2008

Malvanis 

A legendary WoW gamer renowned for proficiency under the Warlock class and beyond the skills of even Lettara of Exodus. Ex leader of World 1st guild Malediction.
Don't you wish all our warlocks were like Malvanis?
Malvanis by Arattel fo Sudoxe October 22, 2012

gyet manmanw 

yo gyet manmanw!
gyet manmanw by chawony September 30, 2021
Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.
"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg
Mailman by poochoo April 13, 2005

Rueil-Malmaison 

Rueil-Malmaison (zip code 92500) is statistically Europe's toughest and most dangerous city. Located in Paris western suburbs (Hauts-de-Seine, 92), this 80000+ inhabitants slum consist mostly of crime-ridden projects, long-abandoned factories and deserted offices.
The name of the city is unfortunately synonymous to nothing but gang-banging, drive-by shootings, random brutal assaults, drug and weapon traficking, skyhigh unemployment, urban decay and all other types of ill shit.
"Ya better check yaself before ya wreck yaself punk ass mothafukka. Ya see, Im da wrong n**** to f*** wit"
"And why iz that so, yo ?"
"Coz Im straight outta Rueil-Malmaison"
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"Yo bro, where ya goin' to ?"
"Im goin' on a business trip to Rueil-Malmaison, ya know what Im sayin' ?"
"Yo, ya crazy man. The minute you get there, ya best protect ya neck and watch ya back or you'll get your ass smocked"
Rueil-Malmaison by 6-REAL May 24, 2008