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crack laps

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .
I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.
by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009
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i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven
by SpecialID March 5, 2021
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Lapswood

A way to describe a person who is walking around stoned
Look at that guy across the road he is such a piece of lapswood
by Crennaldo July 17, 2009
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chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
by batt men December 24, 2008
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Reinis Lapsa

A YouTube channel who makes excellent videos. He truly is has hit the peak of entertaining videos. He has surpassed Logan Paul, he has surpassed every other vlogger. His most popular video is "Babene" in which he run away from an old lady. He is 10 years old, because that is what one of his videos is titled.
Reinis Lapsa is an excellent YouTube channel.
by Kingdom_Rush_Pro November 5, 2019
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I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
- Jake Paul
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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leapstand

n. radical skateboarding trick in which the boarder leaps upwards, does a back flip, and lands on the board in a handstand.
Dude! After this truck goes by I'm going to try an ollieollieoxenfree into a leapstand. You be ready to dial 911.
by gnostic1 January 16, 2011
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