Lortoned

The act of getting too drunk and being thrown out of a concert.

We went out partying last night before the Modest Mouse concert and ended up getting lortoned before it even started.

by Prestin March 26, 2008

Lost on the Iditarod

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely

I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Lorton Speedball

A combination of adderall (cocaine) and percocet (heroin). Available everywhere, but originating on the streets of 703.

Alex: Duuuuude im so psyched for tomorrow.

Colton: Why??

Alex: I told you, I'm making a lorton speedball!!

Jimmo: Faster, pussies!!!

by cwalk787 November 13, 2010

Kenny Lofton

A girl who has had sex with more guys than Kenny Lofton has played teams

Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton

by DCHIII November 10, 2007

Lost on you

To be so in love with someone that you appear to be lost.

“I feel like I’m at home with you, like nothing else matters. I’m totally and completely lost on you.”

by Js742 July 5, 2020

Losting

A verb. The act of watching the show LOST, either one episode, or a marathon.

John: What are you doing on Saturday?
Kat: I will be LOSTing. I just bought all the seasons!

MSN or Facebook status every Wednesday night: "______ is LOSTing"

by RockerGirl June 5, 2009

Lostnunbound

the best youtuber

he is the best lostnunbound

by Jack the snake May 7, 2018