Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

Loreena

Funny, brown eyes, brown hair, different personality, enjoys being out and about, plays sport, tall, strong build, great singer, dancer. Is always there for her friends, but will take a chance with a boy.

Hey look it's loreena

by mcg May 14, 2013

Lorena

She’s literally the coolest kid ever

Lorena is sooo cool she’s a cool kid

by Cool kid lexiii June 20, 2019

lorena

shy at first but when she trusts you she's very open. a whore for memes. dark humor sometimes. everyone says shes pretty and has a fat ass and some nice anime tiddies but she doesn't believe it because she's been through a lot.

yooooo lorena got them dANK memes hit her up

by whoreformemes June 13, 2018

Lorrea

Lorrea loves horror movies thats it.

Lorrea eh eh eh

by hshsjshsosb June 8, 2021

Lorena

Lorena is the opposite of fake friend.She's funny,beautiful and we can trust her. But,when she hates someone she's like...I don't have any example she's unique.

someone 1:I love lorena
someone 2:yeah she's my best friend

by that one bitch_ March 28, 2020