Fruit Looping

A competition when two people stick a bunch of fruit loops up their ass and then fart them out to see how far they can shoot the fruit loops

Yeah! I heard that she's the best person at Fruit Looping ever!!!

by Vivian12345 March 17, 2011

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

lipping off

Trash talking someone.

I'm gonna smack this dude if he doesn't stop lipping off.

by SatanicSurfer August 5, 2014

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011

Drunk Looping

Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.

Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.

e.g.

"Looping in Trevor!"

"Adding Mary for visibility!"

"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."

"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."

by Rude Horse December 14, 2017

loping the mule

The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.

Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.

by Muley April 9, 2003

looping plopper

A type of basketball shot that involves the ball bouncing on the rim several times before falling into the hoop. It is usually a hook shot by a center that seems lucky to go in.

Wow, what a lucky looping plopper!

Wow, that was some kind of looping plopper!

Al Horford scores most of his points off looping ploppers.

by Ripper J April 21, 2008