loonister

A really cool guy, he is usually found online everyday, and is very cool. CHEAC

That Loonister is something special.

by Timo and CJ August 27, 2004

loofus

(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.

(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.

(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.

(4) simon cowell

(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"

(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.

(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.

(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL

guy 2: god damnit loofus.

(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.

person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano

(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay

(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.

person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?

person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.

(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again

old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS

old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!

old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!

old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.

young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face

by guess April 10, 2004

lognus

someone with an extremely long face, much like an upright log. can be made, or occur naturally

person 1: sarah jessica parker is such a lognus
person 2: i agree

by whatacoincidence January 27, 2011

loonasmaknae

very very very good kpop tiktok fanpage.

do you know @loonasmaknae?
yeah, their content is really good!

by jhoseok December 22, 2020

loobus

Loobus is a curse that one can attain if the close their eyes and chant to Oliver (the gay cat). Once performed, the beholder may experience feelings of loobussy (a side affect of the Loobus curse)

***DISCLAIMER

The Roman Catholic Church does NOT associate with or condone any activities pertaining to the Loobus curse.

“Hey, John, what’s the weather today?”
“Not on my watch… LOOBUS!”
“NoooooooooOoO” *combusts into a turtle dove”

And that’s the curse of Loobus.

by Loobus.1234.curse May 3, 2022

loons

ugly ass shoes; anti hip-hop fashion; the opposite of air force ones; the opposite of fly kickz

Laura: Hey Ana, look at the guy with the ugly loons over there!
Ana: Yea u right, he look gay!

by teasin April 27, 2006

loosus

A computer user with a dial-up Internet connection who allows the connection to stay online continuously, regardless of whether the user is actively using the computer or Internet connection

Either that guy is a loosus, or he has no life whatsoever!

by Anonymous January 17, 2005