Lonnie

A very stuck-up human being. Horrible foolish and an asshole. He also is very controlling and petty
Man you are such a Lonnie, stop or I will call the police.
by SadeWatersfan March 22, 2017
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Lonnies

Lonnies is when your underwear (or shorts, or pants) rides up too far into your butt or crotch causing discomfort. Lonnies are very similar to a wedgie, except Lonnies happen on their own without someone pulling on your underwear. They usually happen while walking, jogging, or running causing your underwear and/or shorts to ride up into your crevices. Or, after sitting awkwardly causing your underwear to wedge between your crack and then standing up to walk.

( this word with this definition might only be a Youngstown, Ohio or black midwesterner slang. Also, this term is usually used by females but males use it too.)

I've asked several people in different cities if they knew this meaning of the word but they didn't. I asked several people from Youngstown and they all knew the meaning. Therefore, this may be a regional or cultural word. Or both.
Ex. 1. "I hate these shorts, I get Lonnies every time I get out the car!"

Ex. 2. Friend one: stands up, takes right hand and reaches around her back with her pointer finger and thumb, grasp shorts or pants (and underwear) closest to butt crack, proceeds to pull outward and downward..
Friend two: jokingly, "ugggh girl, you digging. You know a shower will take care of that!"

Friend one: "stop playing, I got Lonnies.

Ex. 3. Person 1: why are you walking like that?
Person 2: I got Lonnies!
Person 1: dig them out.
Person 2: Ill wait till I get to the car, someone might be looking!
by elldee2003 June 23, 2013
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lonny

The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of a blumpkin.
I bet that guy will give you a lonny.
by Vicious Masterjack January 07, 2014
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Lonnie

Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.
David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
by Krkič March 16, 2020
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Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.
by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019
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pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.
"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."
by fun-dip May 27, 2019
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Lonnie Jones

Part-time student, full-time yellow crackhead.
Lonnie Jones is yellow.
by Redpee March 10, 2022
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