Lonnie

The name for someone with the body of a roman god. A Man of Great Size and Stature. He's the strongest guy in any given room. Known to say Love as a strong feeling in their heart but tries to show it in the best way they can. Unbelievably unbelievable in the words they speak

Sexy & Built .. Lonnie is the one to be with.

by Alecia Morgan August 18, 2013

Loni

A very good looking young man with a very enticing personality. He has a heart of gold and is always there for those who can’t stand up for themselves. He is very vey stubborn but always has good intentions.

Loni is really cool

Wish I could be loni

Loni is so sexy

by Tittle August 7, 2020

Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.

That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019

lonniece

Lonniece is a very shy girl. She's pretty ,anti social and usually quiet but once you get to know her , you won't forget her . She's a keeper and she alway thinks she is right . Watch out for her though , they quiet ones are the craziest .

"Do you know lonniece?

"Yeah , how could I not? She was the quiet , pretty girl."

by Jaybayjay June 17, 2016

Londirupid

A indian man usually seen eating curry with a fork instead of his hands.

Usually found in the back alleys of Mumbai

Boy: you know yesterday i saw a londirupid
Girl: wow lick my fanny

by Yoyoyoyoyblud May 25, 2020

Longi cult day

March 27 is Longi cult day because it was founded on that day. If they don't know then give them a punishment.

Friend:Do you know what day it is?
Other guy:No
Friend:Its Longi cult day
*Friend punches him and cuts his willy off*

by LONGICULT October 19, 2021

Lonnie

A Man of Great Size and Stature. Known to be Honest and Loyal. He's the Strongest guy in any given room, the first one you call when you're moving. Intelligent and engaging. Fathers beg him to marry their daughters.

How do you like your new Son in Law?
I wish he were more of a Lonnie.

by DaBiggun August 1, 2011