longstaffe

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,

He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!

by kingkodiak August 30, 2010

LongShanks

A Bisexual retard dating the trap Yoda(WC) he used to be a normal /pol/ historian that went full weeb and gay one day, no one knows what disease attacked him but by God theres no cure. Name is based of cool English monarch. Very protective of his bitch Yoda.

Someone: *Says something insulting about Yoda*

LongShanks: *Goes on a long rant about why they're wrong and why hes not gay for dating yoda*

by NotSoNormalGuy December 3, 2019

longstaff

A person who has a good tast in women has good hair and is halarious but has a small penis

that person is a longstaff for sure.

by Jose’s November 28, 2017

Longshanks

Word for man with a Long Shank.

Also known as Male species who can handle himself better than most in the nocturnal activities held with the opposite sex.

Oooh I bet that guy over there has a Long Shank.

Oh baby, this guy I met last night could Long Shank it all night long.

by Trudy1069 June 7, 2005

spicy longshanks

Spicy Longshanks is the ultimate pwnage pirate. Sailing the mb's at GameFAQs, he is usually found on the punk and social boards. If you see him give him money.

Hey girl, I heard that Spicy Longshanks was a hot sonbeech

by Justin February 28, 2004

Longstaff it

To take a potion or elixir in a mmorg that doubles your experience points for a limited amount of time, and then push through to the end with little or no sleep to maximize your investment and leveling up capabilities.

The phrase is semi-popular among Dragon Age Legend players, and named after former DAL player Faren Longstaff who was notorious for doing it, and then going straight through to the finish.

Hey Mike, Lex, I got my elixir, my grub, and two dozen energy drinks. Now I'm going to Longstaff it and grind the Coves for xp and go from level 30 to 35 in a 24 hour blitz. Why don't you come and join me online.

by Harry N July 11, 2011

longshorts

When a person wears long underwear and shorts over them.

Dude, nice longshorts.

by Teo - Champa October 11, 2020