London Cold

When landed gentry from London take too many drugs via the nasal, and hitherto protract a rather nasty cold at brunch time the following morn.

William- I say old chap you seem to be rather under the weather this morn...
Henry- Well, you see old bean I went out last night and you may say ended up "painting the town white". For clarification, I took a lot of cocaine off of my iPhone.
William- Ohhhh, the London Cold!?

by Kings Road...yah? May 1, 2012

Oli London

Oli London is a british man that has spent over $150000 on plastic surgeries to look like his favorite kpop idol , Jimin of BTS . The problem here is that he has used bts for clout and we know this by his ex bff that exposed him on social media platforms . Whatever he is a toxic person that used bts and kpop .

Was Oli London on Dc phills show ?
Yeah

by certifiedfreak November 8, 2020

Lando Norris

Lanndo Norris is a F1 Mclaren driver since 2019 and has fricken' poduim so far.First Poduim in Austria 2020, second In Imola 2021,third in Monaco 2021 and fourth in Austria again in 2021.
He is also the ultimate meme lord and the King of UNO.He is british,turning 22 on the 13 of November 2021(was born 13 November 1999)
He is also so fricken beautiful and so sweet!!!
We also stan Charlotte so much as she makes sure Lando is ok and doesn't do anything stupid

Do you know the meme lord?

Yes,Lando Norris,who is also the King of UNO!!!!

by _LN.4_MM.19_CL.16_ September 12, 2021

The London Oratory

A place of Roman Catholic teaching where instead of a school prom, there is chapel every other week. On special occasions such as saint's feast days, jugs of very poorly rationed cordial is handed out to the pupils at lunch. Members of this place are referred to as Oratorians. An Oratorian can easily be summoned through loudly chanting "pater noster" in which the summoned Oratorian will reply "qui est in chelis". Pupils of the London Oratory will be told that they go to the "Eton of state schools" only for when they visit Eton in rugby matches the pupils are puzzled due to the lack of similarity in any shape or form. Each of the 7 years are divided into six houses, which very uncompetitively compete to win the annual house cup. This is due to the fact that not one individual is aware of how a house gets points only that when you come back after the summer another house's name is added onto the big wooden board.

I go to the London oratory it's kind of put me off the whole Catholicism idea.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.

by The true shoe shop July 20, 2018

London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Lawless London

Like the wild west but in London.

guy 1: did you hear about that lad got stabbed yesterday?
guy 2: ye just another stabbing in lawless london innit

by CityOfLondon February 11, 2019

Lando

Lando is an amazing person with great personality. He doesn't see it, but he lights up the world of everyone around him. Everyone says not to trust Lando. But Lando is the most trustworthy person you will meet. Lando has many friends but pays most attention to those closest to him. Lando is the friend everyone wishes they could have. Never argue with a lando for they have a reputation with winning. If you can avoid fighting with Lando, you can keep a good friend. Lando sticks to his word and you should believe him when he says he will be there for you. Always. You never want to lose a lando

Lando is The most amazing person

by Kid with the glasses September 25, 2018