A: Ohh look that‘s Lenas over there.
B: Gosh his name is absolutely perfect!
A: Yeah, he undoubtedly has the best name.
B: Gosh his name is absolutely perfect!
A: Yeah, he undoubtedly has the best name.
by DerBoss69 September 13, 2022
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olivia: not many people are attending, and the fewer people that go, the larger the split tab will be.
tim: LOLOL.....LOL-monster...is there a word like that?
olivia: ...i think the word you seek is LOLASAUR.
tim: LOLOL.....LOL-monster...is there a word like that?
olivia: ...i think the word you seek is LOLASAUR.
by orrives April 25, 2010
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During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012
Get the Bi-lonajob mug.An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.
by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010
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Get the Longshadowed mug.A Bay-Area high school, mostly normal, though predominantly white.
Pretty good academic standing, excellent drama program, and a few too many white boys who like to walk around in backwards caps, Billa-Bong sweatshirts, and too-low jeans that show off their boxers from Tommy Bahama. 'Wiggers', they're called, and refer to our fair town as the Dub-C .
Most of the school population have rich mommies and daddies, but there are some that are there for the good academics and not to cut school after fifth every day to go to Macy's. Shocking, but true.
Some creepy teachers--high on the list is that one Gov/Econ teacher that stares at you and, yes, our anatomy teacher did marry his TA like a million years ago, and one of our PE teachers--who just happens to also teach Sex-Ed--only has one testicle.
He'll tell you it's from cancer, but we all know it was from being hit during Ultimata Frisbee. Stop lying, ol' one-nut.
Most of the male teachers couch girls-sports. If you find this creepy...Well, you should.
The Quad is called the 'Ralley-Court' and Tori and Jack are still the most bitchy and popular couple in school. Hannah and Euganie are still the presidents of everything, the bathrooms are still yucky, and we all weep daily for Warren Wallace to return.
Football is the only sport that gets any attention, but most people only go on Homecoming Week.
There's Homecoming King, Queen, and court. But no Prom/Ball King, Queen, or Court.
Mr. O and Mr. Morse still hardly ever come out of their class rooms, and Ms. Blendow is still the coolest teacher on the planet.
New teachers like Mr. Kolda and Mr. Bledsoe still don't have a clue how to handle the students and are somehow called the hottest male teachers on campus.
Ms. Miller is the crazy-and-yet-still-awsome-biology teacher, and Ms. Fisher is still sometimes called Ms. Manuly and still wont take any of your crap.
Mr. Lickiss's name is still completely unfortunate and tragic. If you don't see why...Report to the Recourse room right now.
And someone really needs to tell the choir teacher to stop screaming, and also stop letting students into his car.
Students still escape to Whole Foods daily, and manage to get off campus to go put money in the meters.
Senior Project completely sucks but is still easily BS-ed, and it's still impossible to get to class on time when your lockers in the 200 or 600 wing.
One Librarian will always rock, while the other will be completely evil.
he PTA and Boosters (not to mention the Cheerleader-Moms) are still crazy and blood-thirsty. Stay far away from them, and their talentless off-spring.
Beautiful roses that the custodians will cut your arm off for trying to pick.
Most custodians are snaggle-toothed and cool. Tom is Satan. Even he knows this.
Preppies hang out in the Rally Court. Punk/Metal-Heads hang out on the walls near the 'Cafe, and it's usually only the poser lower-classmen that cause any hell. Most upper-classmen know when to step on them.
Underclassmen nerds and spazes and wannabe's hang out in the corridors. Some eat in classrooms, but that doesn't always mean they're absolute losers. The really cool ones hang in the art rooms, or in Japanese class with Shriber. Though, be cautious, as they can sometimes be annoyingly Emo.
The 'Senior Lawn' is no longer the Senior Lawn as all manor of loud students eat over there. Some rock, some suck, and some just throw around a Frisbee and mind their own business, and some are called the 'Drama-Croud' as the lawn is right next to the theater.
Some preppy boys pull out lawn chairs to eat on the grass next to the Rally Court. It's sooo a Cali school.
No, none of them surf to school, you freaks.
If you're a student and you totally screw up, they'll send you to Dell-Orrow. Or Northgate , which is a prison.
'Senioritis' is alive even in the Juniors, and 'Dead-Week' did exist, but new teachers insist on trying to teach new material right before finals. Stop doing that, you clueless newbs.
More or less, a normal American High-School with mostly preps, a few righteous, artsy-talenters, little diversity and lots of dysfunction.
They're cool because they're part of their down-town mall, but really need to lay off the crack.
Pretty good academic standing, excellent drama program, and a few too many white boys who like to walk around in backwards caps, Billa-Bong sweatshirts, and too-low jeans that show off their boxers from Tommy Bahama. 'Wiggers', they're called, and refer to our fair town as the Dub-C .
Most of the school population have rich mommies and daddies, but there are some that are there for the good academics and not to cut school after fifth every day to go to Macy's. Shocking, but true.
Some creepy teachers--high on the list is that one Gov/Econ teacher that stares at you and, yes, our anatomy teacher did marry his TA like a million years ago, and one of our PE teachers--who just happens to also teach Sex-Ed--only has one testicle.
He'll tell you it's from cancer, but we all know it was from being hit during Ultimata Frisbee. Stop lying, ol' one-nut.
Most of the male teachers couch girls-sports. If you find this creepy...Well, you should.
The Quad is called the 'Ralley-Court' and Tori and Jack are still the most bitchy and popular couple in school. Hannah and Euganie are still the presidents of everything, the bathrooms are still yucky, and we all weep daily for Warren Wallace to return.
Football is the only sport that gets any attention, but most people only go on Homecoming Week.
There's Homecoming King, Queen, and court. But no Prom/Ball King, Queen, or Court.
Mr. O and Mr. Morse still hardly ever come out of their class rooms, and Ms. Blendow is still the coolest teacher on the planet.
New teachers like Mr. Kolda and Mr. Bledsoe still don't have a clue how to handle the students and are somehow called the hottest male teachers on campus.
Ms. Miller is the crazy-and-yet-still-awsome-biology teacher, and Ms. Fisher is still sometimes called Ms. Manuly and still wont take any of your crap.
Mr. Lickiss's name is still completely unfortunate and tragic. If you don't see why...Report to the Recourse room right now.
And someone really needs to tell the choir teacher to stop screaming, and also stop letting students into his car.
Students still escape to Whole Foods daily, and manage to get off campus to go put money in the meters.
Senior Project completely sucks but is still easily BS-ed, and it's still impossible to get to class on time when your lockers in the 200 or 600 wing.
One Librarian will always rock, while the other will be completely evil.
he PTA and Boosters (not to mention the Cheerleader-Moms) are still crazy and blood-thirsty. Stay far away from them, and their talentless off-spring.
Beautiful roses that the custodians will cut your arm off for trying to pick.
Most custodians are snaggle-toothed and cool. Tom is Satan. Even he knows this.
Preppies hang out in the Rally Court. Punk/Metal-Heads hang out on the walls near the 'Cafe, and it's usually only the poser lower-classmen that cause any hell. Most upper-classmen know when to step on them.
Underclassmen nerds and spazes and wannabe's hang out in the corridors. Some eat in classrooms, but that doesn't always mean they're absolute losers. The really cool ones hang in the art rooms, or in Japanese class with Shriber. Though, be cautious, as they can sometimes be annoyingly Emo.
The 'Senior Lawn' is no longer the Senior Lawn as all manor of loud students eat over there. Some rock, some suck, and some just throw around a Frisbee and mind their own business, and some are called the 'Drama-Croud' as the lawn is right next to the theater.
Some preppy boys pull out lawn chairs to eat on the grass next to the Rally Court. It's sooo a Cali school.
No, none of them surf to school, you freaks.
If you're a student and you totally screw up, they'll send you to Dell-Orrow. Or Northgate , which is a prison.
'Senioritis' is alive even in the Juniors, and 'Dead-Week' did exist, but new teachers insist on trying to teach new material right before finals. Stop doing that, you clueless newbs.
More or less, a normal American High-School with mostly preps, a few righteous, artsy-talenters, little diversity and lots of dysfunction.
They're cool because they're part of their down-town mall, but really need to lay off the crack.
Girl one: I'm gonna hit Jamba Juice during brunch, you want me to get you anything?
Girl two: What if you get caught?
Girl one: Are you kidding me? This is Las Lomas High School. I could go to Jamba, Starbucks, and grab lunch from Safeway and still be back before the bell rings.
Girl two: What if you get caught?
Girl one: Are you kidding me? This is Las Lomas High School. I could go to Jamba, Starbucks, and grab lunch from Safeway and still be back before the bell rings.
by NickaBee July 29, 2008
Get the las lomas high school mug.This is a great song by Bob Dylan. This song tells the tale of the killing of a 51 year old barmaid, Hattie Carroll. William Zantzinger, or Zanzinger as Dylan refers to him in his song, lived in Charles County, Maryland. He was a young wealthy tobacco farmer at the time. The main incident of the song took place in the early hours of February 9, 1963, at the white tie Spinsters' Ball at the Emerson Hotel in Baltimore, Maryland. Using a toy cane, Zantzinger drunkenly assaulted at least three of the Emerson Hotel workers: a bellboy, a waitress, and — at about 1:30 in the morning of the 9th, Hattie Carroll, a barmaid. In addition to her work at the hotel, Hattie Carroll, at 51, was the mother of eleven children and president of a black social club. Already drunk before he had reached the Emerson Hotel that night, William Zantzinger, 24 years old and 6'2", had already assaulted employees at Eager House, a prestigious Baltimore restaurant, with the same cane. This cane was a 25 cent toy. After ordering a bourbon that Carroll didn't bring immediately, Zantzinger cursed at her, called her a "nigger", then "you black son of a bitch," and struck her on the shoulder and across the head with the cane. Soon after the blow, Carroll told co-workers, "I feel deathly ill, that man has upset me so." She collapsed and was hospitalized. Hattie Carroll died eight hours after the assault. Her autopsy showed hardened arteries, an enlarged heart, and high blood pressure, and gave brain hemorrhage as the cause of death. William Zantzinger was charged with manslaughter and assault. He spent 6 months in the county jail.
The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll
William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.
"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."
William Zanzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll..
With a cane that he twirled 'round his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore hotel, society gath'rin.
And the cops were called in, and his weapon took from him.
As they road him in custody down to the station.
And booked William Zanzinger, for first degree murder.
"Killed by a blow..
Lay Slain by a Cane.."
by Risown July 10, 2009
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