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Lowell Sun

One of the worst big newspapers in New England. Despite being the primary periodical for the liberal city of Lowell, Massachusetts, the very conservative Op-Ed page of the Sun is like something one would see in a southern small-town newspaper. It regularly publishes conservative letters to the editor whose authors are barely literate, and endorsed George W. Bush for reelection in 2004. In addition, its main columnist--Dan Phelps--is a terrible writer whose columns are laced with pedestrian writing and mind-boggling non sequiturs.
The Lowell Sun is a horrid rag of a paper not fit to wipe a gorilla's ass.
by Max Canning July 29, 2009
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lolhello.com

A trick website with a picture of two naked men. It looks like one man shat on the other.
Bob: "Hey, have you been to lolhello.com?"
Bill: "Why no! I haven't, why, Bob?"
Bob: "It's a funny website with puns and funny pictures and such."
Bill: "I think I'll check it out."
~next day~
Bill: "I hate you."
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lolhello.com

Just another shock site; it’s of the tubgirl variety, if you will, only with 2 guys instead of a girl.
Dude: Hey girl, check out lemonparty.com for a free lemon pie!
Girl: I'm not falling for that again.
*A few minutes later*
Dude: Hey, check out lolhello.com for great laughs!
Girl: Okay *goes to site
Girl: EYE BLEACH NOW!!!
by HeartbreakPrincess April 22, 2011
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Lowell

Lowell is a city in Massachusetts. Lowell is famous for its mills and multiple gang fights. There are about 35 Dunkin' Donuts and only three Dunkin' Donuts employees who speak English. If you go to high school, you go to Lowell High. It is typical for a student of Lowell High School to skip class to go to Arthur's Diner to get a boott mill, which is a breakfast sandwich made up of 99% grease. If you go to the Voke (the Joke), no one cares about you. Typically, if you are white and graduate you most likely end up going to UMass.

Famous author Jack Kerouac was born and raised in Lowell and pretty much everyone pretends to like him even though they never have read "On The Road". Ed McMahon was born there, too.

A lot of the roads downtown are made out of cobblestones, which is really annoying considering everyone drives a Civic. Most of the year the downtown area is full of homeless people until the Lowell Folk Festival comes along and every suburbanite (from Chelmsford, Westford, Andover, etc.) bravely steps into the city.

It is typical for a citizen of Lowell to have witnessed a drug deal, shooting, or arrest atleast ten times throughout the year.
"Welcome to Maaahket Basket, where you get more for your dollah!"- Term everyone in Lowell loves to hear

"Let's go to the packie and then head over to Fort Hill and get wicked hammered!"- Lowell High Student
by we love lowell November 4, 2005
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lowellville

A small Italian village full of snakes (fake people). Everyone talks behind everyone's back but yet they will lie straight to your face. People also refer to Lowellville as hoeville. Many people don't know what Lowellville is.
Gina- did you hear that this girl at Lowellville fucked jhonny

Hope- no fucking way people from Lowellville are just hoes and snakes for real
by Dinglebarry Brian February 27, 2017
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Lowell Hubbs

A Lowell Hubbs or a Hubbsian move occur when someone is deceptive and abusive and crazy - all at the same time. It can also refer to a Gish Gallop where the person in question simply produces a large amount of links or copy/pasted text and presumes to have answered your question.
Person 1: You sick-twisted moron. You haven't answered my seven questions.

Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.
by zen-saki-re? October 3, 2016
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Umass Lowell

- a college in lowell, ma specializing in engineering, esp plastics engineering
There are mad indians in Umass Lowell, Ball Hall smells like coconut oil.
by shady guju September 17, 2005
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