lollygagger

someone who is by nature, always late, and incredibly slow getting things done.

My boyfriend is a lollygagger, he makes me late for everything!

by Fiannasidhe July 22, 2004

Lollygagging

A pretty rare slang word used in the 80’s.
Doing something pointless, hanging around, loitering or doing nothing.

“Shane, stop lollygagging, for God’s sakes!”
“I love to lollygag.”

by AnnabelleS October 9, 2018

lollygagging

to laze around, doing nothing, being a blob, wasting time, just chilling... i mean if there's a major assignment to hand in in 5 minutes only typed the words 'sexy triceratops' and slapped on some rainbows. (can't relate) maybe not chilling but it's pretty much how almost everyone is spending quarantine.

or you just have a fetish for choking on lollipops.

and is a crime of war....i'll get prepared to get cuffed.

"my cat May spends the WHOLE day just lollygagging because her CHONKy belly is the size of the back garden"

some lady (or man, not judging): "girllll mah boyfriend spent the WHOOOLE night lollygagging me with his lolly like mmmmmmmm"
their minions: "YAAAaaaAs KWEEEEEN"

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

lollygargling

Instead of working you give head/receive head from a coworker.

Coworker 1: Maybe if you weren't lollygagging we wouldn't have to cover for you

Coworker 2: Well maybe if you two weren't lollygargling you would've started investigating.

Coworker 3: *wipes mouth*

by Joser666 September 5, 2015

lolligasm

to laugh really hard, comparitive to an orgasm of laughing

I was just told such a funny joke, im having a lolligasm

by John Brown George October 21, 2008

Lolligagging

1. When someone is being very slow, or taking their own sweet time
2. Someone who is masterbating on depressants or sedatives.

I got my wisdom teeth taken out so I took some meds and I was so horny I ended up lolligagging.

by Hulkess November 1, 2015

lollage

for those of us too up ourselves to bring ourselves to say the word "lol" on the internet, let alone real life conversations. this adds the familiar suffix "age" to the end, thus adding an extra syllable.

"lollage, tulleh you are such a fool"
"i just fell over. lollage"

by candiclaus October 29, 2006