politician 

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

politician by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Politicians 

Whining, self-centered, lying individuals who cannot agree on anything and unfortunately run the USA.

Those politicians act like little brats on the school yard playground, they can't get over things and hold grudges against each other.

Politicians by Harrbear January 2, 2015

politician 

Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.

Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.

Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms

politician by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

Politicianed 

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.

Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"

Politicianed by okayman March 1, 2012

Keyboard Politician 

Someone who thinks they know everything about politics and usually butts in whenever there's a political discussion brought up online, you'll find these scum on forums such as Reddit, 4chan, & on other social media such as Instagram, Facebook & Youtube.

Rob: I think Reasonable Doubt is one of the greatest albums ever that talks about the ghetto
Josh: White people caused the ghetto in the 1st place
Rob: Why the fuck are you bringing this shit up

Josh: Because what the government did was terrible
Rob: You don't even know this shit you keyboard politician

Keyboard Politician by SkkkrtSkrt July 3, 2017

politicians 

ah they're all nuts!

"theeeeeeeeeeeey're poop!"

politicians are lying scum assholes

politicians by they're fuckin scam-artists September 25, 2005

politicians 

Disgusting bunch of dirty pig felchers.

Life would be so much better without politicians and celebrities.

politicians by fuckyou March 24, 2007