Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath

Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry

by cambronshinn December 1, 2010

Butthole lickable

When a girl is so hot, you'd easily eat her ass out.

Ryan: OMG! Kylie O. is so fine, she's totally butthole lickable anyday!

by wer[0fu werfojwfud January 17, 2009

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Doll Licker

Go fuck yourself.

How's it going Doll Lickers?

by Doll Licker General November 13, 2020

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Licking Spokes

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015