The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
Get the Licking the Alphabet mug.When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"
by ue00setrasfer July 22, 2010
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The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.
"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013
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Get the Internal licking mug.Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.
by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009
Get the Bag licking hot mug.Instead of giving a normal blow job, the girl licks/sucks the side of your cock like its a piece of corn on the cob. This is best when done by two women at the same time.
"Ginger and Allysin were both licking my corn. 2 girls licking my cock at once = Best Day of My Life!"
"Licking corn is what my girl does best."
"Licking corn is what my girl does best."
by 'Noke Man August 14, 2008
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