Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.
OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.
Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!
Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!
by ASOBFAN June 29, 2004
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Get the loch ness monster mug.Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then
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Get the Better Loch Ness Time mug.by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009
Get the loch ness monster mug.When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
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Get the Loch Ness Monster mug.A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
Get the The Loch Ness Monster mug.The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.
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