i lobe you

when you love someone to the point where you can't describe

"i lobe you babe" instead of "i love you"

by yandreika March 10, 2021

loboda

name for champions of the human race

that guy won every event in the Olympics for 5 years in a row? He must be a Loboda.

by ilovetoplayintherainonsaturday June 21, 2011

half lobbed

being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.

i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

charls.loved

very cool dunkin

charls.loved is the coolest person ever

by y0ur dad September 21, 2021

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

by BigMarto November 16, 2020

pre-loved

adj, the state of having been previously sexually enjoyed by someone

She has been pre-loved by Patrick, Bob and Glenn.

by Scheisskerl August 7, 2012