loaf

wen u ask a bitch to give u dome-piece(head)

let me get some loaf grl

by lance May 13, 2005

loaf

(vb.) to jizzm

Dude, you loafed in his mouth!

by Ryoga Masaki June 2, 2003

loaf

an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.

Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!

by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009

loaf

Feeling a granny up in the middle of the street

you just pulled a loaf! you scumbag!

by Legendface June 28, 2003

loaf

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

loaf

A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.

My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.

by fashullet April 30, 2005

to loaf

to chill. to hang out

1. I was going to study tonight but there are too many distractions, so I decided to loaf.
2. My favorite place to loaf is at the corsa park.

by fujofan September 19, 2010