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LinkedInality

1. the state or quality of having existence or substance on LinkedIn;
2. its not fully a reality but it does have a part of reality, which is unfortunately sometimes needed to get attention to your LinkedIn profile and your résumé.
Do not believe everything you read on Linkedin where people post about their achievements, its LinkedInality not reality.
by wise.master October 11, 2021
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LinkedInfluencer

A person who posts extremely mediocre and average achievements on LinkedIn
This may include, but is not limited to the following:
- Anyone who posts about their day to day work tasks like it was a huge milestone to go to work and do their job.
- Anyone who uses the term 'emotional intelligence'
- Anyone who shares how many connections they have made in a certain time period.
- Anyone who posts how much they have 'grown'
- Anyone who posts about there 'journey'
- Anyone who posts about there 'story'
- Anyone who 'helps people find their dream role'
- Anyone who's job description is over like 7 words
"Ive had it with this damn LinkedInfluencer"
by bewdew July 23, 2020
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LinkedInvitation

An invitation that someone, usually a friend, family, or co-worker, e-mailed you, so you can join their network on LinkedIn.com
Hey, I just e-mailed you a LinkedInvitation, make sure you accept it, so you can join my network.

Tina-Louise has rejected over 18 linkedinvitations that I sent to her. I think it's over ... or is it?
by tcornsimp April 17, 2008
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linked in

Another way for your friends and coworkers to annoy you with useless spam.
WTF? m00npie sent me another linked in invite!
by roamer September 16, 2008
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LinkedInner

1. A person who creates and gets paid for content posted on the business social platform Linked In. Comparable to the popular terms YouTuber and TikTokker.

2. A person who uses Linked In a lot. Every day and every hour. A power user of Linked In.
Rob is famous on Youtube, but Sean is making $10k a month with surveys and great report posts. He's a Boss LinkedInner
by robtyrie March 7, 2021
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Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”
Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”
by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012
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Linkedins

Modern subculture of contemporary youth. Go-getters, who are aiming to develop their careers, and are willing to share their steps with the entire world. They know internet algorithms quite well and know how to react and how they are supposed comment on other people's content to reach more people with their own content.

Meanwhile, they're interested in personal development, trendy gyms, and a healthy diet in a vegan bistro. They reduce sugar but add up caffeine. They listen to podcasts (about personal development) and read new books (about personal development) based on legit whitepapers. Truly passionate about traveling to foreign hotels, and trying local cuisine in fancy restaurants. They aim for success and spread only positive vibes. Even though, they all go to a therapy
- Hey dude, who are these people and what the heck they're doin?
- Oh, these are just linkedins networking, trying to add up some value while aiming for success .
by jerzysergiusz April 19, 2023
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