Lingerie Tape

A double sided, hypoallergenic, and transparent tape that holds your garment in place.

Apply to inside edges of any fabric to secure a plunging neckline, hold bikini bottoms in place, or keep a strapless dress stay up. Use to avoid wardrobe malfunctions.

Fashion Forms lingerie tape comes in both a tape dispenser and tapes-to-go option.

by Bra Solutions February 13, 2012

Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Linguini with Clam Sauce

When a girl gives you head after having been in her pussy.

I gave her the Linguini with clam sauce after fucking her.

by J31 March 3, 2014

Lingering Leg

The newest, coolest dance. You jump on one leg, kicking up the other at the same time.

"Look at that girl! She is doing the lingering leg!"

by lingeringleggirl December 6, 2009

lingerie laydown

A ridiculous pancake in football. One where you end up on top of the defender with their legs flying up the air. The ultimate block.

Eric had so many lingerie laydowns that he practically raped the poor kid.

by Joefoe89 September 14, 2007

Lingerie

Attractive women's undergarment's used to turn guy's on before sex

Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006