Lincoln Log

When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.

CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"

CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."

CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."

by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013

Lincoln Log

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

by Sketchy D May 2, 2008

Lincoln log

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

by ploppypoppy99 August 7, 2015

Lincoln Log

A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.

Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"

by thezapperbam December 15, 2012

Lincoln Logs

When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.

"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"

"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."

by UncleRumpleFugly July 7, 2009

Lincoln Log

When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt

Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!

by lincolnlogger69er May 7, 2009

The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

by SirWoofen January 15, 2020