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Limousine Marxist 

The Limousine Marxist is a far left politician or individual that advocates they are the savior of the poor and underprivileged, yet they ride around in limousines and take advantage of the corporate luxuries that their capitalist society so graciously provides them with.

The Limousine Marxist's voting record and ideas are often in line with Marxist ideas. The stunning hypocrisy in their lifestyle versus what they advocate never even crosses their mind.

They strive to put forth their ideas of oppression and radical Marxism to gain power and wealth, all at the expense of the people, although the people are told they will benefit greatly from the social programs that will cost them trillions in tax dollars. This also falls perfectly in line with the big government regulation and control.

The Limousine Marxist advocates government regulation and control far beyond what is necessary for economic sustainability. They'll tax businesses into the ground that make profits beyond what they deem is 'excessive', they'll tell you what type light bulbs you can put in your house, they'll tell you what type fuel you can run in your vehicle, they'll tell your children what type foods they can eat in school, they'll tell you what type firearm is acceptable under our Constitution, and they'll even go as far as defining when the moment of life begins, despite the science.
Barack uses phrases from the communist manifesto in his speeches, but the moderate and youth democratic voters are blinded by the media-glamorized aura of him to see the Limousine Marxist position he stands for.
Limousine Marxist by wiretap April 22, 2008
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Mexican limousine 

N. A pickup truck over a decade old with a large group of people in the cargo bed and only one person in the cab.
Eighteen people were brought in a Mexican limousine across the border

Dick Limousine 

A fancy ho. The kind that you would pay a premium for. Usually wears all black and is of middle-eastern or eastern European descent.
She ain't no ordinary ho, she a dick limousine.
Dick Limousine by habits19 October 25, 2016

dope fiend limousine

A van utilized to transport recovering drug addicts to and from a destination. Also known as a druggie buggy.
They pulled up to the meeting in the dope fiend limousine.

limousine 

Penis. Invented, apparently, by Salvador Dalí who used it frequently; possibly Grace Jones picked it up directly from him when she wrote Pull Up To The Bumper.
"Pull up to my bumper baby, in your long black limousine ...pull up to my bumper baby, and drive it in between...shine your mean machine at me, I've got to blow your horn...".
limousine by placque July 7, 2011

limomsine 

Any automobile used to transport you to, or from a location, that is driven by your mother. The trip is usually accompanied by some mild embarrassment.
I was a little embarrassed when I was dropped off at the wedding in my limomsine.
limomsine by Tee-bag August 18, 2008

Lameosine 

Any car, whether actually resembling a limousine or not, that is inherently lame, has lame people inside of it, is housing any sorts of lame activities, or has any other applicable reason to be construed as lame. These cars are often driven by wiggers, Chads, etc., but can be driven by any normal person as well as long as there is any vague reason to call it lame. Most often, these cars are made even more lame by tacky accessories added in poor taste.
Dude, did you see that crappy 1996 Buick that just drove by with the fake chrome and spinning rims and totally unnecessary sound system that's probably worth more than the piece of shit bucket of bolts that it got crammed into? What a fucking lameosine!
Lameosine by Grant Sew E April 5, 2011