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Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.
Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.
by King.Frog January 29, 2025
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lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.
we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.
by thevictim1 March 10, 2025
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Lillypad

When you put some toiletpaper in the toilet right before you take a shit, to prevent water from splashing up your ass.
John Doe had to go on a public toilet, so he threw some paper in before he took a shit.
"Damn, that was a good Lillypad!"
by Newfagman March 11, 2009
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Lillypad Management

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"
Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"
by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013
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lillypad

fucking the girl your friend is talking to
Parker: "Yo, Lilly. Fuck Jake, you tryna slide?"
Lilly: "yes :)"
Parker: "Perfect. Let's lillypad him"
by nigletcrusher April 6, 2023
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this is the hair round munkys bawz or a zebras anus but this is offten confused with your mothers face
is that a lillypad no its just your mamas face
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Lillypad

probably a online nickname; they're probably really creative and artistic. they love animals, and the outdoors, and they're one of the most loyal people :3
hey, Lillypad! owowowowo
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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