being pet like a chicken

having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.
Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay
by vividtears November 18, 2018
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like a freerange chicken

Behaving confidently and randomly, often in the wrong direction.
My mother drives like a freerange chicken.
Donald Trump tweets like a freerange chicken.
by Funcrazy March 09, 2017
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randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
by ooter October 22, 2009
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A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”
by Mike Whittaked August 08, 2021
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I like chicken

A phrase used when you don’t know what to say, so you just say “I like chicken” because you think it’s pretty funny. Original creator of phrase used like this is Anya Grace Holland. Hey wanna know something? I like chicken.
Could also be used by saying “I eat chicken.”
N-“Hi girly

A-“Hi!”
A-“I like chicken”
by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs September 08, 2023
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bop chicken like a flopper

bop chicken like a flopper is a line used meaning seggsy time
"you already know, what's going to be happening" -guy 1
"we gonna fuck, downward dog, 69, im gonna bop chicken like a flopper, stick it in his ass, lock it in raw, i'll eat his ass out, cum on my lips" -guy 2
*guy 1,2&3 all laugh at the same time.. first time guy 3 has done anything other than look lost in about 83839 years*
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A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.
Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
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